I feel honored. I'm a real part of this national scandal now. This was actually printed in the physical version of the Post, as well as online.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/rep-akins-comments-just-the-latest-attempt-to-define-rape--and-women/2012/08/21/de8151a0-ebca-11e1-a80b-9f898562d010_story.html
My definition has also been used in the Philadelphia Inquirer, the Arizona Daily Star, and a few other news sources.
