Monday, December 12, 2011

Festival of Christmas Lite



Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers have a Chanukah gift guide on Daily Beast. I guess it's about what toys to get for kids.

Wait, what? It's about getting presents for adults? I thought the one nice thing about being a Jew in my early-to-mid-twenties is that I don't have to get anything for anybody.

Damn Zionists and their war on Chanukah! Chanukah is about people giving presents to kids. It's not the Festival of Christmas Lite!